Monday, May 23, 2011

Nopocalypse 2011

The non-event of the season certainly deserves mention here. Although I never believed this major BS, I pity the people who did. WAKE UP, EVERYONE! Peace.

[funny...everytime i start to google this, i type "rupture" first ;p ]


































Evidently the above photo is what "The Rapture" might look like.

Psssh.

This is actually what happened...

( nothing )

The Christian Science Monitor put it succinctly:

"Mr. Camping had prophesied that at 6 p.m. Saturday (local time around the world) the 'saved' would ascend to heaven and the rest of you – OK, the rest of us – would be wiped out by October in earthquakes, floods, and war.


But that fateful hour has come and gone in the Pacific islands, New Zealand, Australia, and on through east Asia, and it’s turned out to be 'Apocalypse Not'. Either that or nobody in that part of the world was worthy of ascension."


http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0521/Apocalypse-Not-Harold-Camping-wrong-again-about-The-Rapture


Chez Pazienza of Huffington Post puts a little more empathetic, Everyman spin on it:


"So the Rapture turned out to be a bit of a bust.

There are no monster earthquakes, no oceans turning to steam, no fire shooting up out of the ground and, most sadly, no heathen dead rising from the grave to walk to earth in search of brains while Christians ascend skyward on beams of light. It would be easy at this point to do a traditional post-mortem point-and-laugh because that's always what this thing was deserving of -- but there's still something overwhelmingly sad about the fact that there are those out there who sold everything they owned, jettisoned their childrens' futures and wound their lives down to this singular point in time not only because they truly believed that earthly concerns wouldn't matter anymore after today but because not having absolute faith in that notion would damn them for all eternity. These people are now, for lack of a more diplomatic descriptor, thoroughly screwed. ...


If you need it put in more reductionist terms it can be summed up like this: Believing in Jesus Christ as the resurrected son of the creator of the universe who will eventually return to Earth equals not-crazy; believing that you know when Jesus Christ will make that triumphant return equals crazy. See how, well, crazy that is?

When you look at it in those terms it's kind of astonishing how one belief is considered legitimate in our society and worthy of respect -- and one is considered outlandish and worthy of ridicule.

No, the Rapture didn't happen today. But that doesn't mean a whole lot of people won't go on believing that it will happen eventually, that the Bible really does "guarantee it." And that belief is deserving of no less dismissal than the one for which we've all had such a good time mocking Pastor Harold Camping over the past couple of weeks."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chez-pazienza/the-end-of-daze_b_865061.html


And, of course, this is not the first End of the World prediction - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/21/rapture-2011-may-21-doomsday-predictions_n_865007.html#s281519&title=1806_


My favorite cover was Divine Management of The Rapture by The Oatmeal -